Jan Brewer Supports the Term "Braceface"

What the!? This is wild! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g&feature=related
Think of all the benefits of getting things done twice as fast. I don't think I'd give them a license though. That's just two dangerous... or too dangerous, and they'd need two airbags. So many questions and things unanswered with something so rare! Like, I wonder what would happen if one had something happen to her head and died? Would half the body just go limp? If the stomach throws up, who gets to enjoy that? Who wipes? If I were a reporter these are the questions I'd be asking...

What is this about other foreign countries getting in on what laws are passed around here?
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1010/43199.html
I think they need to mind their own business! Why does Obama want to make U.S. law subordinate to international law? Seems ridiculous to me.

We watched the storm hit us pretty hard yesterday. I was listening to the news and they said power lines went down and there were a lot of broken windows everywhere. Today the storm is slamming the northern part of the state and there's even a tornado warning. Pshhhh tornado... in AZ? Crazy? Must be global warming! I asked my co-worker yesterday why he drove his bike to work because he's going to get all wet on his way home. He laughed at me and and wanted to bet me that by the time he left for work the rain would be done. :-) Let's just say I would've won that bet. He had to call a friend to pick him up haha. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/weather/2010/10/06/sot.az.hail.reporter.cnn?hpt=C2

I totally forgot to include in my previous posts that Rach is getting braces! She has the spacers in right now making way for the metal that'll be invading her mouth soon. After having the spacers for a week and half she is still having trouble eating everything. Braceface for at least two years! Crazy to picture! I better get my kisses in now before she doesn't want anything to do with that because of the pain.

:-{#}

Park Fun

We had a huge mega storm today at work it was crazy! The power was flickering in and out and I thought I was going to get to go home early... Oh well, maybe next time!

Some pictures that Rach sent me today from when they went to the park...

Mommy pushes me because I love to swing!



Yummy lunch! Everybody loves mom's pasta salad!



Another picture mom?



Rach and I are going to go play some racquetball today when I get home from work. I'm going to make her a pro for sure! Racquetball is always fun no matter who you play with. The kids have been very good lately being dropped off to play in the gym's play area. We are very happy about this! We often wonder what would happen if we dropped them off at the gym and went to see a movie. We would never, it's tempting though because it's free babysitting.

Julie should be moving into her new house soon. I forgot which Sat. exactly so she better call me so I don't make other plans...

I think I'll stop here because my IE is bugging the crap out of me! I can't concentrate the way it's treating me today. 

Ouch! He stung me!

Hopefully we get some good storms here in sunny AZ! I thought the storms Sat evening was going to bring some cooler air in, but I guess not! It's been way too hot here for way too long!

Billy and Teanne had their son, Jaren Andrew Fenter last Thursday. Rach and I brought some dinner for them and visited. He reminded me of Austin when he was a new born with so much black hair. He was 6.5lbs and 21" long. Healthy baby. They have their hands full now with 4 kids!

One night I finished putting the kids down for bed by myself because Rach was out and Lacie kept yelling something over and over. I couldn't make out what it was. Lacie did it again the next night. I told Rach that she's been doing that now and not to worry, she'll stop. Rach listened, and laughed. She told me it was her singing the latest song she learned, "I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee...". The last part of the song is, "Ouch! He stung me!" So she was yelling out really loud, "Ouch! He stung me!" over and over and over... It really is pretty comical to listen to.



That's a lot of babies!



Rachael and I found 5 scorpions around our house last night! They are surrounding us! She spotted one in our garage after getting out of the van. I don't know how she spotted it because it blended in so well. I kept losing it standing 4 ft from it. It was a baby, so I'm glad we killed it. We found 3 more in their favorite corner. Their nest! I knew I wouldn't be able to kill more than one before the others got away so Rach and decided to spray them with Raid. They scurried off into their nest before I could see if they died or not. Maybe the others will get infected too. Maybe it'll be like bringing back a nasty plague killing off the entire deal! We found the last one under our citrus tree outside Oz's window. It was an adult for sure! Very big! Unfortunately, I missed it with my knife and it ran away! I'm beating myself up over that one because it's those big ones that make the babies.

So to continue about the disgusting story that I left so cleverly hanging from my previous post...

I have what you might call a bit of a toe picking problem. I sit watching tv as I pick at my toe nails. I never think ahead as I do this otherwise I'd put the trash by me, so I end up mostly making little piles of them on the floor or coffee table. Sometimes I get in a jam with mostly my second toe nail from the littlest and it starts going into the quick, or it's too deep into the cuticles that my fingers can't grip it anymore. I'm too lazy to get clippers (obviously! Otherwise I wouldn't have gotten into the predicament in the first place) so I go in after it with my teeth. I know, I know! You're thinking how gross! It doesn't happen often, geesh! This however is not the grossest part. One sunny afternoon in AZ (I'm guessing it was sunny because it's always freakin' hot and sunny here) I had picked and picked and accumulated a nice pile on our side table. I forgot all about it and had my back turned from it while I was talking to Rach. I can't remember the conversation, but I'm sure it was a good one to distract me from my nail stash. Anyway, we heard this choking and gaging behind me! I turned around to see Sean trying to eat my toe nails!!! LOL! I couldn't believe it! The poor kid. I think it was a good lesson. I haven't seen him eating any toe nails since...

My buddy at work just got finished telling me about his experience playing some co-ed kickball. It sounds like so much fun! I totally want to do that! I'd kick the rubber right off that ball! Wait...

Yummy in my Tummy!

McDonald's anyone??? The kids had fun this morning enjoying some pancakes with mommy.

So we had some friends over for dinner last night and we were telling some stories about how disgusting we can be. A story happened to pop up in Rach's head about me and my toe nails...
Unfortunately, I'm out of time so I'll continue this tomorrow.

Hope everyone has enjoyed this beautiful day God gave us!

Rock Climbing Kids Eat Hot Wings Despite Anal Leakage

For all of you who read my blog, I apologize for disappointing you with my lack of posts for the past two months. I've either been too busy, lazy, or too malnourished to move my fingers - which usually isn't the case. A lot has happened these past two months that need addressing. But first I'd like to record some things that the kids have been saying/doing so I don't forget.

Go to your room! - Mom & Dad
No! I'm sad. - Lacie and Oz
No! I'm frustrated - Sean

Putting them in their car seat and they are telling us they want to buckle their seat belt themselves.
My seat, my seat - Lacie
I uckle up, I uckle up - Oz

I was playing my guitar belting out my vocals and I look over at Sean in the bath with a big smile on. I stop playing and he says...
That's really nice Dad - Sean
You really like my music? - Dad
Yeah, it's nice - Sean

Can you ask nicely please? - Dad & Mom
drink peesh - Lacie
may have drink please - Oz

Whenever I do something fun with one, the others comes running saying, "my turn, my turn, my turn" A couple nights ago Greg showed me a fun move that he does with Lauren called, body slam! I've only done it with Sean. I don't think Oz and Lace would like it very much right now. Anyway, for a body slam, you hold the child above your head over a couch, yell real loud, BODY SLAM, and letting them go for a nice little free fall.

We've been going through the books of the Bible with Sean and he's up to Ezra/Nehemiah. After 1st and 2nd Corinthians I have to prompt him for Ezra by saying, "And don't forget...", then he says Johnathan instead of Nehemiah. :-) Pretty funny. Oh and he doesn't say, "1st" for all the 1st and 2nd books like Samuel, Kings, and Corinthians. Trying to work on that.

We've been potty training Oz for the past few weeks and have had some recent successes with going number 2 in the potty. Yay! I can't wait to stop wiping butt! We are waiting a couple more months to start with Lacie. She doesn't go in the potty at all right now.

 

I can't think of anymore kids stuff right now. I'll try and remember for later posts.

We watched The Burbs with Eric and Katie from across the street. I started to fall asleep about half way through. It wasn't as funny as I had remembered, but Rach liked it. Katie fell asleep and I think Eric was distracted with his studying for his tests he's been doing. It was still fun watching a movie about neighbors with your neighbors.





This is why I'm glad I go climbing on fake rocks. 



I went rock climbing with Chris (co-worker) this past weekend. It was a lot of fun going with someone as competitive and strong. We found a wall that we could free climb and was so challenging that neither of us were having any luck. Well, I was determined and went for a rock with my foot that was at waist level and ended up ripping my shorts right at the crotch! It's okay though, I made it to the top and I've had the shorts for over 5 years. So I'm okay with it. There was one wall where it had an overhang and pretty much made our legs useless forcing us to hang from one rock to the next. We felt like real rock climbers in that moment... and that's all that matters!

Following the climbing Chris took me to a local place where I ate the hottest wings of my entire life. I think they were as hot or hotter than Native New Yorker's suicide wings. I felt like I was hyperventilating after 3! It didn't matter! With my awesome mental skillz I pushed through the pain like every person learning to ride a unicycle and ate the rest of them as quickly as I possibly could. The pain eventually subsided, at least for a few hours. Then my intestines hated me for the next 18 hours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q Needless to say, I'll never be doing that again.

Rachael's involved with another friends business in that she's doing a giveaway for her cookies. Rach said she loves doing giveaways. I'm really glad she's found something she loves to do.

http://eventfulcookiesaz.blogspot.com/

"We love him because he first loved us." - 1John 4:9-10

Poor Brothers Eat Yellow Popcorn While at the Gym

I'm eating Poor Brothers Jalapeno chips right now that I bought from the gas station, and they DO NOT taste like what I'm used to! I think the gas station I go to for snacks gets the reject Poor Brother chips. I wish there was a way for me to grab a chip and not get my hands all greasy. That stuff gets all over the keyboard and mouse! I wonder if I accumulate enough grease on the keyboard and mouse if I'll want to lick it.

I'm such an idiot when it comes to popcorn. I grew up with my Mom and Dad making popcorn the old school way in the popcorn maker while melting the butter on top. So you can tell which piece of popcorn is going to be good if it's yellow with butter. So now whenever I see yellow popcorn I think yummy... but I bite into it and I don't taste any butter! Whaaa! So I keep eating you know, hoping that I'm wrong and I'll get a nice bite, but it never happens! I wish there wasn't yellow popcorn unless it had a bunch of butter on it!

I was at the gym this morning and besides almost fainting twice after doing some squats I noticed something... There was a guy who put an extra 10lb plates on a machine that already had a 25 and 10lb plate on it. He did his workout and when finished he only put away the plates he put on - leaving the other plates on that were already there. What?!?! That's the problem with people today. Everybody does only the bare necessity and doesn't want to do anything extra! I know your thinking why should he clean up somebody elses mess? Sometimes in life to make things right you have to pickup the slack where others have either forgot or decided it wasn't worth it.

It was so cute when I got home from work yesterday. I'm approaching the garage door to the house and out pops Sean, "Daddy?! Oh I missed you! I'm so glad you're home!" How's that for a welcome home?! It gets better... I turn the corner to get in the house and Oz and Lacie start screaming daddy and hugging my legs. I swear, they get any bigger and I'll need to take a defensive stance so they don't knock me over.

Now Working Towards SB1070.1

Holy Cheese Fries! Mmmm that sounds good... I found out yesterday that we get free stuff for giving blood. They give you a number of points each time and you can go to their store to order stuff. I just ordered a pair of movie tickets for me and Billy, I mean Rach *cough* ... Totally Rad!

On a crappy note! I heard yesterday that our immigration bill (SB1070) got neutered by a one Judge, Susan Bolton.  She took out very necessary things that we need to control Mexico's take over of AZ! She might as well have said, policy over law, that we think it may interfere with the priorities of the Obama administration. Can you say legislating from the bench!? Doesn't lady justice wear a blindfold for a reason??? What was taken out you ask?

• The requirement that officers check a person’s immigration status during a lawful stop
• Arrest them if they suspect they are illegal immigrants
• The requirement that immigrants carry their papers at all times

I don't know how many exactly, but a lot of people were leaving AZ for LA or Mexico due to this bill passing. I thought it unfortunate... I mean nobody should have to pick up and leave home due to a new law passing. But one can only wonder what else they were expecting... can't stowaway forever right? I guess we now know why LA was boycotting AZ and didn't like the bill. They don't want more illegal aliens coming their way! And what's with all the aggressive protesting yesterday!? It really scared me to hear that the Sheriffs deputies couldn't handle the protesters and had to retreat back to their building.

Last thing I'm going to say about this is that all the money that's going into fighting over this bill could really be going into the pockets of needy citizens - for both gov's fed and state.

I wonder if she's going to go to ASU? Not unless she pays for it! ;-)

My wife sent me this pic with the caption:

I love you daddy.

That peach looks good...

I started working out again on Wed! Totally Awesome! I feel so buff right now! Like I'm going to grow into Hulk and get all green from the intense nitric oxide flowing through my blood. That's not possible though, because we all know it was a gamma bomb that turned Dr. Bruce Banner into The Hulk. Actually, I really feel very week and sore! Like my boobs and triceps are going to fall off!

I'll leave you with a quote from Charlie from 2.5 men - "Alan, there's something you should know about me. When I say "I understand", it doesn't mean I agree, it doesn't mean I understand, it doesn't even mean I'm listening."