X-men Trim Their Toe Nails on the Pot

So I found the perfect place to trim  pick my toe nails. On the pot! I don't know why I never thought of it before! I mean, I'm already hunched over 3 feet away and I'm sitting on my trash can!

My daughter came over to me while in my recliner and handed me an empty little toy water gun, you know, just so I could have it. She left to do who knows what else. I proceeded to pull the trigger of the empty water gun over and over and  over and over... I couldn't stop! I had the toy gun in my hand, and my finger on the trigger. It was like some weird crazy impulse. You try it. Pick up an empty toy water gun and put your finger on the trigger and tell me you're not temped to pull the trigger at least three times!

Stacy came over Friday night to babysit so Rach and I could go out. Thx Stace! We went to Carrabba's Italian Grill, our new favorite spot where I had one of the best dishes ever! I had their Sirloin (rhymes with groin) Marsala with garlic mashed potato's and  Rach had some grilled chicken dish with her all time favorite blackberry sangria. We saw X-men once we had quenched our belly's and were happy to be sitting down to allow for ample flow of blood to our stomachs. X-men was good and kept me entertained. Rach didn't seem to into it. Before the movie started she asked if Hugh J. or Wolverine was in it. When I said no, I knew from that moment on it was going to be rough for her. I wanted to take my shirt off and take a pic and send it to her phone so she could have some eye candy throughout the movie, but the theater didn't seem the right place to be pulling a stunt like that :-)

I was an idiot and and wanted to get some sun on my white body yesterday, so I did my yard work w/o a shirt on. Now I have red all over my shoulders and back! And that's what we call cause and effect at its finest. Don't forget to pickup Aloe Vera at the grocery store babe...