Holy Mother! Well, this mother isn't holy, that's for sure! I heard from Mac and Gaydos (just looked up how to spell Gaydos... who knew half of it was gay) that a women from Surprise AZ didn't want her two kids anymore (11 and 6 years old). She was going to take off and leave the kids behind. She claims she just wanted to leave and have fun. Naturally the kids got scared and called the police. The police along with CPS came to take the kids but before leaving the 11 yr old boy wanted a hug from mom. Instead of reciprocating the hug, the mom punched the kid in the stomach! How cruel! Nothing like showing the police how much you don't want the kids like punching one of them in the stomach! If the mother was willing to do this in front of the police, I can't imagine what other hell they were subjected to. I know, yesterdays news, but it's against my policies as a big shot blogger to give updated news, sorry.

Does your woman ever ask you personal questions that you know the answer to but you were thinking about something else and to switch gears caused a delayed answer? Because your answer was delayed it answered 'Yes' to their question without you uttering a single word. In the future, from now on, pretend you didn't hear them so as to give ample time to hone in and prepare your answer. This also gives you the advantage. Allow me to explain. If the woman repeats the answer word for word with the same voice inflection as she did previously, then the answer can be treated with a simple, 'No, looks great kind of thing'. However, if she rephrases the question or has to further explain the question with the word, 'because', then you better drop what you're doing and answer with as much sincerity as possible! Crush any insecurity like an anvil on an ant! I would say that I should write my own book, but I don’t read other peoples books so why should I expect them to read mine?

This morning Sean ran around me and hit my butt and said, "Got your butt." I wonder which kid in class taught him that? Many more of those moments to come I'm sure. Austin's favorite things to do: eat, watch TV, blow bubbles, sit at the table and wait for more food, read, and play with Sean. Lacie's favorite things to do: run around the house looking for Mom or Dad and saying hi, read, ride bikes, color, cuddling on the couch, blow bubbles. Sean's favorite things to do: Play with his toy fishing pole, swimming, blow bubbles, watch movies, throw balls or play with the tennis racket and ball.