Easter Egg in the Bush

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh so what possesses people to put a bunch of maintenance requiring things in their front yard? People are lazy! It's all going to go to crap and look terrible until a $100 plus is shelled out to have Jesus -(pronunciation hayzues)- does it for you anyway! Yes! That's right! I am the lazy man and I want to pay Jesus, except my better half won't let me! I'm so not looking forward to going out and working on the yard as fast as I can before the sun goes down. I will be trimming lots and lots of bushes. You can call me, "The Bush Trimmer" if you like...

I must upkeep the bush and make it look pleasing to the eye.





Sean's a crazy little monster, now showing many more ways to defy us. I was sitting on the can/pot/crapper yesterday minding my own business and he shows me something that belonged to Rach. So I told him to put back. After telling him three or four more times he decided to spit at me. I couldn't believe it! I almost didn't know what to say. Luckily for him I kept my cool, because I'm a really cool guy, a bit gnarly at times, but mostly chilled.

We have a party this Sat morning that we are trying to prepare for. Rach has invited everybody and their mother, no, all families with kids. It’s supposed to be a crazy huge Easter egg hunt! We even bought a huge picnic bench for it. Reminds me of the bench I had on the patio growing up. I threw many a things off it to seal it's doom. Hopefully I'll be back to give you summary of the experience. Until then!

Why does the liquid come to the top of cottage cheese and sour cream? How can I have been eating these things for so long and not know why? This blows my mind!